Schlanket

A Schlatt blanket

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.

by Insanuim September 16, 2022

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

schlackity

A very abusive relationship between quackity and schlatt they are in love and then schlatt abuses quackity

Schlackity Is cute, Uh doesn't schlatt abuse quackity, IT'S CUTE OKAY???

by SCHLACKITY September 24, 2021

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

schlabber die futz

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

by Yazster April 27, 2009

cock schwacker

A person that takes his penis and bends it back into his asshole for pleasure.

Casey is a cock schwacker, he likes his cock in his asshole! haha

by Steve The Choad Pirate June 26, 2006