saloontion

Da easy answer to all your problems --- just head on down to da local waterin' hole and get drunk.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life, so I never seek out a "saloontion" to a particular debacle dat comes along --- I take care of my life's issues through honest thought and hard work, thank you very much. Downing tall frothies is **never** da answer --- da pesky problems are still gonna be there after you sober up again!

by QuacksO August 15, 2020

salooney

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

by tuftskins December 9, 2009

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Lazuli Saloon

A stool closet. A dump hole. A poo room.

Could you point me to the closest lazuli saloon? I’ve gotta make a deposit at the poo bank and i’m starting to turtle head.

by Bigbetsy1973 May 1, 2022

Saloo

Often used to describe a pathetic little boy with a high pitched voice who has not hit puberty at the age of 14. This poor kids lack of common sense at times shows him to be a complete and utter retard. Usually relies on online games to learn information about puberty,sex,life and masterbation. Is also known to make online videos showing him playing naked monoply with 5 of his fellow 12 year old little sex slave companions. We must pity this child.

AF: You think saloo has learnt to masterbate yet?

by gf blud October 18, 2008

Sallop

n. Trombone Sweat

After the jazz concert the floor was slick with sallop.

by Thisisnotfiction January 15, 2009