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Shitfaced

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.
by K.M.A November 1, 2004
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shitfuck

An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.
"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."
by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005
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shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.
I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.
by weyus August 5, 2010
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Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.
"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."
by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018
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Shitfuck

A combination of two profane words used to vent frustration.
Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?
by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009
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shitfaced

1. Totally drunk; spifflicated
2. Nasty, as in angry
1. Maude was shitfaced most of the time.
2. Well, ya don't have to get shitfaced about it.
by Steviedee January 16, 2004
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Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?
by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005
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