reverse rumpelstiltskin 

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

reverse rumpelstiltskin by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin 

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

Rumpelstiltskin by chch27 February 20, 2009

rumpelstiltskin 

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

rumpelstiltskin by SweetBill February 11, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010

Grumplestiltskin 

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode

Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!

Grumplestiltskin by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

Rumpelstiltskin by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin 

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009