Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

rumpleballz

A drink made by combining 2 shots (1 rumpleminze and 1 fireball) in your mouth simultaneously. Also known as a rumplepaul as he was the inventor.

Man I’m hungover..... I drank four rumpleballz and I don’t remember anything after that .... I was des as fuck.

by gleedy November 21, 2018

Rumpest

Someone who judges others by their rear end.

As seen on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch

Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpest. Are you?
Sabrina: No! But Jenny might be!!

by Familiarrr December 7, 2018

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

rumpleclart

When someone or something is being a disgrace.

Zoe: “pushes up glowing anime glasses dramatically, laughing manically
THATS WHERE YOU’RE WRONG.”
Everyone: “Rumpleclart”

by LouisMC September 20, 2021

rumple bomb

The Rumple Bomb or R-Bomb is a twist on the traditional y-bomb founded at FSU. The rumple bomb was founded by FSU SAE and entails shotgunning a redbull(usually flavored) with shots of rumple in it.

You want a Y-bomb?

Hell no I’m a degenerate, get me an Rumple Bomb

by PAPAYAMAN April 11, 2023