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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.
-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!
by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020
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Recycler

Recycler is the one who recycles and doesn't waste usable stuff, or disclaimer the person who has a manic obsession with riding a bicycle, also known as recyclist.
"Who is the celebrity number one when it comes to hardcore recycler?"
"How about Elton John, you know that little faggot who recycled his tribute song for a dead blonde by rewriting the lyrics in honor of another dead blonde a quarter century later."
by O. W. Tongueincheek June 13, 2023
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Recycle Road

A place to meet for a figurative fight, usually accompanied by a school supply.
You. me. Recycle Road. Bring your scientific Calculator.
by lil_waluigi November 29, 2018
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Argument recycler

Someone that uses the same argument against you that you just used against them earlier in the day, that generally resulted in a win. The argument recycler will often use the previous argument out of context making them look dumber than when they were wrong about whatever started the argument. A technique most often used by poor debaters or women.
"Caroline is such an argument recycler".
"Yeah, I beat her earlier in the day in an argument about the benefits of chop stix versus forks, then this afternoon she tried to use the same argument to prove lesbians and sperm whales can make babies, ridiculous"
by King Ross June 25, 2014
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produce recycler

A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
Never eat at grandma's house, She's a notorious produce recycler.
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
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recycletude

An individual's, a family's, or an organization's attitude toward recycling. This may include the approach toward recycling of materials; or penchant for shopping at thrift/consignment stores, or participating in garage/yard sales.
Our neighbors had great recycletude: they always filled their recycling bin to the rim, they usually shopped at thrift stores, and they held regular and well-attended yard sales.

Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.
by yes juanito yes January 11, 2012
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Recycle Fuck

Having sex with someone you've already fucked, therefore not increasing your number (the number of people you've had sex with).
Dave was a pretty good lay last time, so I recycle fucked him.
by Chels143 April 28, 2011
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