A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
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verb; to masturbate.
Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
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Get the Shake Hands With the President mug.The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
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Friend 1: Walking to Georgetown U library now. Happened upon attractive-ass men drinking and eating outside in an exposed outdoor patio thing. Was so tempted to awkwardly sidle my ass over and say hi.
Friend 2: Please describe their attractiveness to me.
Friend 1: Preppy white attractive. Just some bros chilling, enjoying their Saturday.
Friend 2: I love that you live so close to the prepicenter.
Friend 1: Walking to Georgetown U library now. Happened upon attractive-ass men drinking and eating outside in an exposed outdoor patio thing. Was so tempted to awkwardly sidle my ass over and say hi.
Friend 2: Please describe their attractiveness to me.
Friend 1: Preppy white attractive. Just some bros chilling, enjoying their Saturday.
Friend 2: I love that you live so close to the prepicenter.
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The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
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