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Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant
by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017
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Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
by hodiedodie April 18, 2010
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prepicenter

An area with an unusually high concentration of preppy white males; the center of the preppiness
The texting "convo of origin" of the term:
Friend 1: Walking to Georgetown U library now. Happened upon attractive-ass men drinking and eating outside in an exposed outdoor patio thing. Was so tempted to awkwardly sidle my ass over and say hi.
Friend 2: Please describe their attractiveness to me.
Friend 1: Preppy white attractive. Just some bros chilling, enjoying their Saturday.
Friend 2: I love that you live so close to the prepicenter.
by chickenfriedbelle August 20, 2013
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President Zuckerberg

The horrifyingly plausible alter ego of Mark Zuckerberg.
President Zuckerberg will take the sinking United States government out of the red by carefully choosing Chinese nationals to comprise his entire cabinet and that’s when we’ll finally become profitable as a nation!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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