pretard

a adult or teenager with the mindset mentality and/or intelligence of preschooler

"wow this dude is being childish and obnoxious" ya man what a pretard"

by witikope November 22, 2024

pretarded

the act of being a pretard

"this guy is fucking pretarded"

by witikope November 22, 2024

Pretard

Word you can call an unborn baby that you just know is gonna mad retarded. Could be due to genetic illness or crazy moms. This word can also be used as an insult to signify an extreme level of retardedness.

: Did you seriously see Mary at the bar last night? I thought she was 7 months pregnant??

: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard

by billywetcher April 11, 2024

Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

Pretard

A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.

*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?

*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn

by anonymous November 27, 2025