When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.
by alrHB February 17, 2011
When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
by Xenoflame April 20, 2003
by Pretard King December 30, 2003
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
by J. Walt February 12, 2007
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
by Baraka Bryan November 27, 2008
Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick September 30, 2006
The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.
by josh glaser January 08, 2009