pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

by J. Walt December 12, 2008

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008

pretarded

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.

by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006

pretard

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

by josh glaser January 7, 2009

pretarded

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.

This guy is such a pretard!

by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003