Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

Pounched

Verb: To "Pounch" The act of a woman enticingly dancing backward onto your groin-al region. From a mixture of Pouncing and crouching

Dude, when we were in that club last night that cougar totally "Pounched" me

by Geoff Grisgald January 26, 2011

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008

poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

puched

crackers that are eaten by natives of France.

I sure could go for a big thing of puched.

by Puched February 23, 2010

ponched

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke

by white egyptian May 28, 2010

poached eggs

When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.

by jbone80 October 10, 2008