poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poonanipanini

When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.

She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she climaxed.

by Flame2Lust January 19, 2008

poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.

"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."

by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008

poonan

Female vagina of a human...can also vary as poonanny, poon, or poontang

I licked her poonan!

by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004

Poonvana

The moment of achieving perfect sex.

Wow me and my girlfriend nearly achieved poonvana last night.

by Makuus June 8, 2009

poonrangutan

A redheads pubic region

I'm gonna get me some poonrangutan from that redhead!

by EDK September 8, 2012

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019