PenisWanker

A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!

The kid was getting annoying so I decided he was a Penis Wanker!

by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003

penis cake

when u make a sandwitch with 3 cocks

penis cake in gay sex they might do it

by danny kniffer April 29, 2006

penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

penisskeeball

While receiving oral sex in an inclined position, the male attempts to insert his balls while the length of his shaft is presently inserted in the females oral cavity, or the depths of her throat.

My wife and I penisskeeballed last night and we had so much fun we wanted to tell you about it.

by King Heibai July 18, 2015

Peniscaramel

1) A meaningless word given meaning by it's user. There is no improper usage since the word is void of an absolute meaning. Peniscaramel can refer to, but does not necessarily mean, semen. Often referred to as a joke snack meant to be spoken quickly so the word "penis" is hidden.

2) A made up word often used to break awkward silence. When used in this way it is usually whispered.

Captain Kip: So Blyen I heard you like peniscaramel.
Blyen: I like caramel.
Captain Kip: Is it your favorite snack.
Blyen: I guess.
Captain Kip: Your favorite snack is peniscaramel hmmm?
Blyen: Son of a bitch.

(In a quiet room)
Dave (whispering): Peniscaramel
Everyone else: Wat?

by Captain Kip July 25, 2011

pencake

this is a form of cyber-bullying wherein an individual will induce tagging of people within a lame picture aiming for them to believe it is an act of undoubtable, undeniable friendship. whereas it is infact a mockery, meaning they would happily fuck your father up the arse.

gary: i feel so honoured
scott: sit doon eh or we will pencake yee ya fachkin maaaaag

by Zoeeeeeeeh November 30, 2010