Penis

The best.

I love penis!

by Simonisbirk235 February 10, 2019

Penis

Common typo for pens

Bill: man I love penis

Gordon: bro what?

Bill: sorry I meant penis

by I love pens July 17, 2022

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

Penis

A delicious snack made my men and sweeter than candy

Penis is so good
I can eat Penis all day

by Coolguy420420 January 9, 2019

Penis

A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩

Tom: hey is that a snake?
Nicholas: No, it’s my penis you silly goofball!

by Yomamaisbootyfull February 22, 2019

Penis

The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.

Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.

by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009

Penis

Penis is a male's genitalia

Penis is close to your balls

by theeternalgamerami March 6, 2015