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Slow Parenting

The movement to raise children with less pressure, more free time to play. Anti helicopter parenting.
Jen shunned flash cards and tutors in favor of slow parenting her children.
by MommaSaid January 12, 2010
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New Age Parenting

A parenting style were the parents allow their children to be the boss! AKA- Attachment Parenting!
"Sweetie, please stop running around in the store?" (No response from child) "Honey, darling". (still no response from child) "Oh well, he is just a kid and I follow his lead, it's called, New Age Parenting."
by Oldschool53 June 27, 2008
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Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.
I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.
by John April 29, 2005
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Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.
"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."
by David Kline May 14, 2004
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Carroting

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014
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Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
by YungHumor November 28, 2018
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Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.
by fifafriedman May 3, 2010
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