placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

by ginabeena June 10, 2023

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

Dog with a placenta

Bitch

The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep

by 916kayte May 30, 2023

dog with a placenta

BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.

by 916kayte May 30, 2023

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

placenta effect

When you are dumb af and cant remember the correct word for placebo effect so you instead say placenta effect

A: hey guys do u remember that coffeine pill you gave me ?

B : ye
A: and I thought it was an ecstasy lol that placenta effect was strong af
B: placenta effect ?
A: thats how its called right ?
B : *commits suicide*

by wotafq August 3, 2017

Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.

Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.

by PATTYFATTYHD January 18, 2016