Pinterest

an app where you look at everyone living perfect lives while you're sitting on your bed doing nothing, hoping your life could be as great as theirs.

Jane: Dude, look at this pinterest board
Rachel: Aw, i wish i were her

by handydandygirl March 17, 2021

Mega Pint

A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Depp’s method of measuring his drinks.

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by JKJ22 April 25, 2022

pinta

chicano slang for prision

he vato yo la tenía mejor en la pinta
hey vato I used to live better inside prision

by arielrock May 4, 2013

PintoBean2003

A user of Urban Dictionary that seemingly disappeared. He was last seen on March 03, 2020, where he sent a distress definition. Attempts at finding him were proven unsuccessful. Some say that the software trapped him, dematerialized his body, and transferred his mind to the program. Some said that he is taken hostage and plead for help with Urban Dictionary. The search was likely too late, and he is now living in the program of the enigmatic Urban Dictionary.

"What happened to PintoBean2003?"

"No one knows, my son."

by secreperson August 5, 2021

pintsmanship

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.

Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.

by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

Pititus

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

12 pinter

When a girl who wants you but is fugly, you would only do anything to her if you had 12 pints of booze hense 12 pinter

Person 1: "She wants you man"

Person 2: " Nah, she's an all nighter, 12 pinter!"

by Big Wully October 15, 2008