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pititude
when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them
John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.
Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.
Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.
pititude by James Light August 21, 2007
Pitikus
1) noun - Name for small, rock climbing, Jewish-looking boys. usually known for saying large words in situations that do not call for such behavior. a Pitikus is widely known throughout his community for wearing flannel shirts, and having long locks of curls in their hair. many believe that the best, most useful feature of a Pitikus is the 'high five'. There has never been had a bad high five with a Pitikus. this specimen of Jew uses its awkward, jerky, white people dances to attract its mates.
2) noun- this dude is gay.
2) noun- this dude is gay.
Alex- "Hey pitikus."
Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"
* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."
Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"
Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."
Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"
Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"
* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."
Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"
Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."
Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"
Pitikus by dr. boobs. May 4, 2010
Pittus
Pittus by Office Girls 1 September 23, 2010
Pitious
Pitious by kirad00dle January 6, 2011
pititulus testortion
pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.
I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
pititulus testortion by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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