Pititus 

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

Pititus by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

Pitikus 

1) noun - Name for small, rock climbing, Jewish-looking boys. usually known for saying large words in situations that do not call for such behavior. a Pitikus is widely known throughout his community for wearing flannel shirts, and having long locks of curls in their hair. many believe that the best, most useful feature of a Pitikus is the 'high five'. There has never been had a bad high five with a Pitikus. this specimen of Jew uses its awkward, jerky, white people dances to attract its mates.
2) noun- this dude is gay.

Alex- "Hey pitikus."

Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"

* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."

Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"

Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."

Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"

Pitikus by dr. boobs. May 4, 2010

Pittus

The mildly intoxicating combination of armpits and ass.

Geez, when was the last time that guy took a shower? He smells like pittus!!!!

Pittus by Office Girls 1 September 23, 2010

Pitious 

Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.

That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.

Pitious by kirad00dle January 6, 2011

pititulus testortion 

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

pititulus testortion by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008