yew nork

The opposite of New York. The city is in the north and the part that nobody cares about is south of it.

Hey dude, I went to Yew Nork. It was interesting.

by realdonladtrump May 14, 2018

Nordsplore

To explore areas, mainly forests and uninhabited places, in a sly and furtive manner. Best done while listening to Nordic music, especially Norwegian Black Metal.

"I feel like we should nordsplore some epic forest tonight."

by Crushthehorns March 2, 2009

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.

Ah, you had The Norkus Experience

by chocolate lovin' April 22, 2011

Norso

synonymous with the word awesome or cool, used to express a feeling of awesomeness

e.g, ahh man check that out! thats norso

bro, do you like my sweater? yeh its norso

how was your night out, ah yeh it was pretty norso

by zucan August 15, 2010

Norsechamp

LoL player who keeps on missing CS.

ugh, you suck! you just pulled a norsechamp!

by DOYOUTHINKIMTROLLING March 29, 2013

norking

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.

Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?

by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009