misketis

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

mokentroll

A handheld component used to operate an electronic device from a distance.

Rufus came upstairs to find the mokentroll that had fallen out of my hand and changed the channel for me.

by Thewriteaway7 June 12, 2018

miskers

Whiskers that are missed during shaving.

He had a line of miskers on his cheek and some on his chin.

by FreshWords February 3, 2019

Yeet McSkeet

when you go to your side chicks house, skeet on her, then yeet out of there, and get mcdonald’s on your way home

Ryan: Dude i yeet mcskeeted my reading teacher last night!
Ryan number 2: No way bro i wanna do that!

by xxxtentacions dagger d January 11, 2019

Yeeter McSkeeter

The Tennessee way of saying best friend.

Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?

by aseem February 28, 2019

Moke

Mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. Another term for mokey and headrockers. You have to snap the whole bowl. This term is used in Marin County, California and all around the Bay Area. The town of Mill Valley, California is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.

"Dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?"

"That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes."

"THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !"

The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.

by Moke Out Mob December 3, 2009

Moke

Sometimes incorrectly spelled 'moch', a moke is a bowl of mixed tobacco and marijuana, typically in a single snap of the bowl. Known for its intense, concussive high, a moke is a pleasant and cost-effective experience for the experienced stoner.

Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin

And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'

"Bruh, lets go take some mokes and watch Trailer Park Boys"

"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"

Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"

"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"

Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"

"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"

by Mokealiño July 10, 2015