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Moke Philosophy
A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
Moke Philosophy by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019
Moikey
Well are you ready Ray?
YEAH
How bout you Frank?
OH, IM THERE, BABY.
AND YOU MOIKEYYY
FUCKING READY.
well i think im all right
1-2-3 GO!!!!
YEAH
How bout you Frank?
OH, IM THERE, BABY.
AND YOU MOIKEYYY
FUCKING READY.
well i think im all right
1-2-3 GO!!!!
Moikey by poopybuttocks April 12, 2011
Mokenstef
MoKenStef was an American female R&B trio from Los Angeles, California, active in the latter 1990s. The group name was a combination of the first syllable of each member's name: Monifa, Kenya, and Stefanie. They released an album, Azz Izz, in 1995, and their biggest hit was "He's Mine", which peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent one week in the UK Singles Chart in September 1995 at #70.1 Their second single, "Sex in the Rain", was not as successful, peaking only at #63 on the US R&B chart.
The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.
The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".
The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.
The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".
Mokenstef by david faustino November 14, 2012
Meskerem
Meskerem is a beautiful, tall stylish girl. Very social and fun to hang with. She’s optimistic and driven by equality for all. She has beautiful features like her eyes and smile. She very sensitive but she doesn’t let anyone see that side of her. If you’re lucky enough to be friends with her, you have a friend for life.
Meskerem is so gorgeous