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moskeetho 

mo-skeet-ho muh-skee-toh'

A variation of the word: mosquito;

Used to name females that suck the cum out of your dick like mosquitos suck blood.
*throbbing member erupts in volcano-like semen stream inside the female's facial orifice* God damn girl, you're a moskeetho! *smears remaining skeet on her lips*
moskeetho by MoSkeetHo January 13, 2010
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MosYEETo 

MosYEETo is the same as mosquito, but a MosYEETo is a mosquito that has learned the arts of YEETERS, basically a MosYEETo is a mosquito a 8364739727293793839384 times stronger than an actual mosquito, they can basically yeet you out of a planet. They are also a meme, bEt yOu dIdNt kNoW dAt.
Hey look at that guy, he looks like a buff MosYEETo
MosYEETo by My name is Ethan November 25, 2019
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Mokgethoa 

An extremely kind and well mannered person. The name literally means "chosen one", this refers to every situation that they put themselves into! They will always be destined for what is in front of them at all times.
"Hey, why is that person always succeeding in everything he does?"

-" That person is probably a Mokgethoa!"
Mokgethoa by Mokgethoa January 26, 2021

Moskeeties 

"Damn dude , look at all these Moskeeties , theyre biting the hell out of me"
Moskeeties by mau5er May 1, 2010
Describing one's lover, aka come bucket.

Pronunciation: my-skeet-ho
"Myskeetho loves to toss the salad"

"I really need to find a new myskeetho"
myskeetho by rpj June 8, 2005

moskweeto 

One of those completely annoying mosquitoes that bites you millions of times and is buzzing around in the middle of the night etc.
oh man that moskweeto is bugging me. (silence) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH it just bit me for the 83rd time.
moskweeto by ghufgar October 9, 2007

Moskeetskeet 

A particularly noisy mosqueeto
Dude bro 8000: Oodang oodang dat be a moskeetskeet
Moskeetskeet: s k e e t
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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