Micromaster

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.

The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Microcamping

Similar to camping in most first-person shooters, but it involves moving to usually 3 or 4 hiding spots and waits for people to show up. A microcamper usually cycles through locations after 2-4 kills. Hiding spots are usually near battle fields where lots of action happens

Guy#1: "Dude, can you please stop camping, I think the other team's getting pissed at you.

Guy#2: "Chill man, I'm microcamping. You can ambush 'em when they try to sneak up on an old hiding spot

by Ibanez887 April 19, 2010

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Micromasterbation

When a guy rubs his croch for about one second.

Pardon my micromasterbation.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

microfascism

imperative behaviour in small or isolated questions

"This is almost as good (bad) as whole "microfascism" rant. Basically, it's the same tired old refrain that science is nothing more than the existing power structure exerting its will to enforce "conformity." Because the article is not available to a lot of my readers, I feel obligated to quote fairly liberally from it to give you a flavor of just how ridiculous it is. The authors' intent is made plain right from the first sentence:

What constitutes 'evidence' in the health sciences? - - -

(from "respectful insolence")

by zaq1xs October 21, 2010

microcastration

A minor behavior or inconvenience that offends one’s fragile masculinity

“They only had oatmilk at the Starbucks yesterday, what a microcastration.”

by vaginaeyebags January 5, 2023