McCoke

That perfect mix of cola that McDonald's franchises have flowing from their soda dispensers. Many consider it to be better than even bottled Coca-Cola.

"What do you want to drink, Joe?"
"Well we're at Mickey D's aren't we? I'll have a McCoke of course."

by jgb11 August 25, 2009

Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009

Hattrick McHockey

One of the fearsome Mchockey brothers. Hattrick, Samboni, and Ayesing all speak one language...and that is hockey.

Dude you were scoring so many goals out there you were like Hattrick McHockey.

by D January 4, 2004

McCorkell

the plural form of "corky" ie. a family, group, gathering, any collective of slighly retarded people, usually seen around towns and citys holding hands or a long piece of blue rope to keep them all together. can usually be heard mumbling profantities, among other thngs, under their breath. easily confused.

"OMFG! check out the mccorkell over there, day release for clown town, HAHAHAHA!"

by calum mccorky May 22, 2008

McCorkle

(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.

(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."

(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.

(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.

(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.

(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

by McCorkle July 23, 2008

McCorkill

A word explaining most situations. Used in many contexts to describe something.

"To be crushed like a McCorkill."

by Dancing Jebus May 23, 2008

McConkey

Soft lad who ain’t too quick on the rower.

It took him 10 minutes to go 2k, he’s such a mcconkey

by El Chonko August 20, 2019