reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbabe

1. A female attractive enough to be classified as spank-worthy

Best said by Divinyls "When I think about you I touch myself"

Damn, Sally is such a masterbabe.. seeing her in that top is going into my spank-bank.

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

masterbait

A Term used in video games, especially in fps, when you bait someone perfectly(usually using teammates as bait).

Dogs Bolox: you friggin masterbaited.

Torque: lol, 5 kills was worth it.

by Torque! August 5, 2008

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

tasterman

A man that is willing to ingest his own spunk at the drop of a hat. Person who is male and tastes (spunk)aka, Tasterman.

Example, he pumps his lilly white love piss all over her ass whilst doing her doggy, before she gets a chance to sample the good stuff he's gone and gobbled it all up.Fucking selfish tasterman

by Jebus Moore February 7, 2007

masterbait

1. the wrong way to spell masturbate
2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really

1.
guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored
guy2: what a noob

2. this doesn't exist

by whatserface July 23, 2007