kms

abbreviation of the common term 'kill myself' which is most often used by privileged white kids who have no reason to use it but do it anyway because they want to seem like a bum

privileged white kid when they text their friends about not getting $250 for their birthday and instead getting $200: kms

by fuckith meith November 10, 2020

KMS

Kill myself

Bf: What would you do if I were to die?
You: I would kms

by toxicblood November 21, 2018

KMS

Kill my self

Kiss my shit

Man I hate this

You can go ahead and kiss my shit (KMS)

by Trashy;)) July 17, 2017

KMS

An acronym for Kiss My Swag.

Stoopid Girl: I like your music and all but I think you need Soulja Boy on the hook...
Talib Kweli: Girl please. KMS!
Stoopid Girl, dragging on her gum with her talons: Nigga you ain't shit!

Dick Rider: Dude them kicks are too fresh!
The Man: You know This! KMS!

by Kp-Spears June 8, 2009

KMS

KMS means Keep Mouth Safe.

"Kylie said she will pee in my mouth. I have to KMS now."

by Global Silence December 2, 2019

kms

an awful acronym never to be used.

just don't say kms...

by beachbum320 October 14, 2015

KMS

KMS means “I’m Going to Kill My Self” which girls say the most because there puny little assholes

OMG if he post that again ima “KMS”

by Frustrating that May 2, 2018