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Mainstream Junkie

Someone that is on top of everything that's mainstream. This person knows about everything that is new and is quick to jump to anything that is new. A mainstream junkie can be good or bad.

The fake ones are the followers only doing it because the real ones (leaders) are doing it.
Wow, last year he liked Pop music, now he's on 50 cent's groan. What a Mainstream Junkie.

Did you hear that new Travis Porter. That shit is so dope and new. It's changing the way I think about certain things. Those guys are some Mainstream Junkies
by They Lazy Genius November 4, 2009
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junkie spawn

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.
Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.
by Fatboy26 February 22, 2008
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photo junkie

Someone who can't stop taking photos of themselves in a particular position and/or setting.
Hey bob, look at that photo junkie! Wow Freddy, she is taking so many pictures... Ugh.. 50 duck faces? Someone stab me now.
by freddymcbob January 12, 2015
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jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
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junki

Woah! That guy is such a Junki!
by BarryAllenTheFlash January 20, 2017
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Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!
by jendigedig July 26, 2016
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cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006
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