Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

Instapire

When someone has made a small empire on Instagram by gaining a ridiculous amount of followers by posting hundreds of selfies.

Billy has made an Instapire from all those selfies!

by instapac May 2, 2014

Instadorable

A picture posted on instagram which can best be described by the adjective "adorable".

Person 1: That picture you post on instagram was so adorable.

Person 2: So you mean it was instadorable?
Person 1: Yes!

by nyrcupquest May 10, 2014

instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015

Instagret

Accidently liking an old Instagram post

I was instastalking this person and I had instagret when I liked a post 64 weeks old

by Thecarefulcunnilingust January 13, 2017

instacomfy

When you lay down and you're instantly comfy

When I laid down on my new mattress I was instacomfy

by Tamsta October 11, 2017

Instalove

People are growing up in a world where they value (and mistake) attention from social media for actual love. This growing trend is slowly eroding human connections in favour of attention from strangers.

She would rather have instalove than a long term partner who actually loves her.

by johnnydaq December 3, 2022