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Infinite

A word mentioned in the book "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"...When the main character uses the word he means: The feeling of happiness.. like every bad thought is cleared from your mind and you could go on with that moment.. forever.
When him and his 2 best friends are driving in the car listening to meaningful songs they all felt "infinite".
by Morgan13_33 August 13, 2005
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infinite wisdom

used to convey the tendency (or lack thereof) of groups and decision making bodies to consider common sense and obvious implications of their actions. Often used sarcastically and/or pejoratively.
The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.
by Dave JH December 9, 2008
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Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011
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Infinicorn

This is a rare case of your run of the mill unicorn, but instead of one horn, an Infinicorn has infinite horns. In order to facilitate this, an Infinicorn's horns are constanly falling out and regrowing. This means that the Infinicorn must constantly keep moving, lest it drown in its own horns. To avoid this, the Infinicorn must run with the very edge of the universe and is the only being capable of moving at the speed of light. Once the universe stops expanding, we need not worry about being killed by it collapsing back on itself, as we will already have drowed in the Infinicorn's mass of outcast horns.
"mmmmmph", last words of many who have met with a Infinicorn.
by cam cam cameronzzz January 7, 2009
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infinifty

Infinifty is a word which means infinitely nifty. It's a combination of the words infinite and nifty.

Created by Wheezy Waiter (aka Craig Benzine).
That's an infinifty way to travel.
by martha_s February 8, 2010
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Infinionaire

A person who is not concerned with money yet attracts it endlessly through the process of living on purpose through their passion. An Infinionaire's profits can not be totaled because the amount is INFINITE!
My Value is boundless I am an infinionaire
by Infinionaire July 8, 2010
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infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.
I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017
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