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inconvenienceware

A software or service which is initially offered for free, but which starts to cost money once you start depending on it. The idea is that the inconvenience of service disruption outweighs the (newly imposed) cost of the service.
I just gave these potential spammers my real email -- I used to create temporary ones with Sneakemail, until it became inconvenienceware.
by el_chupacabra November 21, 2010
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inconveniencephobia

person who is afraid of inconveniencing people
guy1: just skip the queue
guy2: no that would inconvenience the people in front
guy1: dude you have inconveniencephobia
by mc mc mclovin June 20, 2011
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inconveniencing appetite

A person with an appetite that always kicks in at a bad time and becomes very bitchy when they don't get their food.
Hunter and Noah are in the car on a 2 hour trip when Hunter suddenly becomes hungry.

Hunter: Noah we need to pull over at a rest stop I'm starving.

Noah: Really you just ate before we left and we have been in the car for 25 minutes.

Hunter: Just pull the fuck over and get me some fucking food you prick.

Noah: Shit man you have such an inconveniencing appetite.
by Fox979 July 26, 2012
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inconvenient talker

1. a person who starts a new conversation when you think the previous conversation ends
Examples are self explanatory like this website denying my word entry, almost like an inconvenient talker starts new conversations when i try and leave a room
by Fatty Alert September 24, 2020
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Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
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