Insta-like

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.

Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!

by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011

Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.

Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

by Lord Icon February 3, 2010

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

Insta-Chink

When a person gets really high really fast and in doing so immediately gets chink-eyed

OMG look at Miley Cyrus! Hella insta-chink!

by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2010

Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011

insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

by ruggedly handsome brown dude April 2, 2011