Insta-like

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.
Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!
by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011
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Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.
Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*
by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018
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insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.
I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.
by trishphish January 5, 2009
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insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.
Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.
by Lord Icon February 3, 2010
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insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War
I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!
by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009
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insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
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Insta-Chink

When a person gets really high really fast and in doing so immediately gets chink-eyed
OMG look at Miley Cyrus! Hella insta-chink!
by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2010
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