Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019

hotsex

Really hot, passionate, erotic sex. Feels better than dry humping

Tom: Mindy and I had some hotsex last night. We did everything! Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, earthquake, everything!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

by B Wok October 28, 2002

homse / homsen / homser

From the norwegian vocabulary. Means the same as "homo"(gay), only it's directed at someone. If used in a "bad" sentence, this word could hurt someone

Normal sentence: "Ja. Jeg er homse."("Yes, i'm gay")
or "Du vet, han dær homsen nede på Rimi"("You know, that gay dude down at the store")

Bad sentence: " Stikk av! Jævla homse faen!"("Fuck of, you fag(another word for gay)!") Or "Homser hører ikke hjemme hær! Drep han!("Fag's don't belong here! Kill him!")

by Zoneblade January 20, 2005

hosser

Thats a pig that dont fly Straight

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface

by Apugs June 2, 2004

hotter than Africa

an environment that is so excruciatingly hot that one feels like they are in the African desert. "Hotter" may also be substituted with other words, (faster, bigger, sicker, darker) to fit alternative situations.

"It's hotter than Africa outside!"
"I stayed home yesterday because I was sicker than Africa."
"You should take a shower, man, you're smellier than Africa."

by mast3r3xpl0d3r December 9, 2008

hotter than a slave ship

term used to describe a very hot place

"It's hotter than a slave ship in this muhfucka mayne..on the real"

by lukejuice July 13, 2007