three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”

by Iwannariot November 11, 2019

Horsemen Race

Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.

DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?

TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,

DX: Well said.

by Andymays January 28, 2012

horsemonial

being so horny that you could fuck a horse.

Sensei - “Hey professor I am so horsemonial right now”
Professor - “Indeed Sensei”

by professorsenseibazza February 21, 2022

the four horsemen

the biblical bringers of the appocolypse, and a badass Metallica song. they are as follows:time,famine,pestilence, and finally death. pretty cool huh?

horsemen are drawing nearer on leather steads they ride they've come to take your life. on through the dead of night with the four horsemen ride or choose your fate and die!!!!!!!(bitches)

by BIGNIPPLESRBAD April 19, 2005

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.

the four horsemen will bring about the end of the world

by Sarah Way July 17, 2005