Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

Hoiting

A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.

"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"

by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010

Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

hoity toit

A person who is hoity toity.
A slag who thinks they are better than everyone else.

That slag is such a hoity toit.

by Microsoft Girl December 6, 2013

howitzer

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.

Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.

by TI November 13, 2004

Homit

A hiccup that tastes like vomit.

I had the worst homit ever today.

by hollinatorrr June 3, 2009

hobit

A young girl who wears micro skirts and low jeans that show almost everything, and tiny T's that go up so that all the belly is exposed. In other words, a Ho Bag in Training, or a Hobit.

"Damn, look at all the hobit's out tonight. Just gotta wait a few more years!"

"That young girl got a temporary tattoo on the small of her back...hmmm, the mark of the whore at such a young age. Now that's a hobit."

by MarcosR July 4, 2005