Jerk-Huffing

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.

Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!

by Tyler & Lou October 16, 2008

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Huffing American glue

If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.

As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

pussy huffing

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.

Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.

by theKitten June 21, 2014

Huffing

Something dumbasses do to get high and surefire way to kill all your brain cells. Involves inhaling the fumes of a often neurotoxic or carcinogenic volatile substance and the supposed "high" is literally generated by the solvent dissolving the myelin sheath around your brain cells and killing them or straight out hypoxia. A great way to become dead, a vegetable or too retarded to humanly function.

Bob after wasting his life huffing literally anything he could get his hands on.

"ey huVed gawsOleen ayD HoRZ PuuP AyD Noaw aWl mye Bwane SelLz R DeD aYd mYe DawGgi Iz DeD aYD eym eN dA Jale Sel 4 lyf."

by Underplaces December 17, 2019

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020