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shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
by josh January 21, 2004
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hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009
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hammer of dawn

One of the more powerful weapons in Gears of War. The Hammer of Dawn is a rifle-like weapon, which fires a harmless laser. The rifle then triangulates the coordinates of the laser's position, and relays them to an overhead, imulsion-powered satellite system. After a few seconds of locking on and charging, the result is a beam of energy which obliterates everything within a small radius.

The laser can be aimed anywhere, but the system itself only works outdoors with a clear, open sky. The beam can be moved slowly while firing, and only lasts for about five seconds. There is a significant pause before the beam can be used again, but it can be fired an infinite number of times (as long as the satellites remain overhead).

In Campaign mode, the Hammer comes in useful for defeating larger enemies, like Berserkers or Seeders, which are invulnerable to standard weapons. It can only be used during specific parts of the game, however, which make it a rather useless secondary weapon to carry for a long time.

In multiplayer, the Hammer of Dawn appears on a number of levels including Fuel Depot and Rooftops. Because of its blatantly obvious and lengthy targeting system, the weapon is fairly useless for active combat but works well when unleashed upon a distracted camper.
Dom: We should use the Hammer of Dawn all the time.
Kim: It only works outside, and even then when the satellites are overhead. Basically, you lucked out.
by The Vector Kid November 11, 2008
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hammer licker

code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.
hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.

yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !
by Jack de wack May 7, 2008
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Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk
"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"
by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009
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hammerdamn

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.
'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'
by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009
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Hammer Python Weiner

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.
dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight
by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011
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