Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

Gnarly Mustard

The gnarliest of the gnar, substance left in residual amounts as the remnants of a killer shred

Dude1: You just gotta strap in, kick it, go mach chicken and spread the gnarly mustard

Dude2: Gnar gnar

by streetgyps202 February 9, 2010

Gnarlyism

A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.

I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.

by pureglaucoma May 21, 2011

bob gnarly

the most AWESOME man or woman (besides chuck norris)- likes to say HOLLA and jump on trampolines and say holla

holla- bob gnarly when he's jumping on a tramp

by 363+2+91269 July 23, 2011

gnarly

Original from 70's surfspeak - to describe waves that are violently breaking without the form that would render them more rideable. Can also describe less than ideal females.

"I'm bailing on this session-waves are too gnarly" "I had to ditch her friend, she was lookin' gnarly"

by Darrell Hawkins November 24, 2002

gnarly

adjective; used to describe anything really far out and amazing, not necessarily lovely; an extraordinary stunt, or event. Also, onomatopoeia.

"That was/is SO gnarly!"

by Jessica February 16, 2004