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Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.
by ..erm? March 17, 2010
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Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.
I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011
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Reed Gilmore

A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!
by The Messenjah January 9, 2005
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natalie gilmore

Bad ass, thick, sometimes petty, seems like a drama starter but really she gets dragged into it. She loves her friends, and would do anything for them. Very sensitive. She cares what is wrong. When people are upset she will be the first ones there.
Damn, I would love to hook up a Natalie gilmore
by N0t0l0e December 10, 2016
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Bella Gilmore

An awesome, beautiful girl who wants nothing from the world around her but her friends and peace, she is the best person you can find in your life. Once you find a Bella Gilmore, you should never let her go. Ever.
Bella Gilmore: *exists*

Everyone: WHAT UP GIRL HOW ARE YA
by Definitely Not Nike November 16, 2019
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richard gilmore

Richard Gilmore a guy who’s obsessed with golf and annoying his daughter every time she has Friday night dinner
Example Richard:your gay

Lorelei:Richard get here now,Richard Gilmore is annoying
by Gilmoredays February 26, 2022
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Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.
Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.
by notrichardgilmore February 11, 2023
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