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Gawkemele

The emotion felt when you are in a situation or scenario that feels straight out of a movie or cartoon.
Friend: I don’t know who to shoot! How do I know which one is the real you?
You: I’m feeling so gawkemele right now.
by TheMayonnaiseMusketeer October 3, 2023
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Gaweenie

Gaweenie (noun)
/ɡə-ˈwē-nē/
Definition:
That one friend who shows up late, forgets their wallet, and somehow still ends up in charge of the aux cord.
A professional-level overthinker who turns ordering a sandwich into a full-blown existential crisis.
A rare mythical creature known to text "on my way" while still in the shower.
A Gay Weenie
"Don’t wait on Kyle, he’s being a total gaweenie again”
by Dreygos August 30, 2025
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Gash Gawker

An expert in the field of opportunist up-skirt viewing.
"She got up from sitting on the grass extremely carefully, clenching her short skirt with her right hand to prevent it riding up. She obviously knew we were a couple of gash gawkers."
by Mr. GJ Gawker August 16, 2013
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Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe
Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.
by Clevering May 22, 2018
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Chicken Gawking

Chicken gawking is the act of leering at a woman or a man so that your neck extends out like a chicken pecking for food.
That man is chicken gawking at you so hard that he almost fell off of the bar stool.
by Bad Attitude Barbie August 9, 2019
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Stephen gawking

Stephen Gawking was a gawkicist who was considered among the best since Einstein and Newton. He was also an autist, prompting many mindless gawkeist nuts to use arguments from authority. It was obvious why a man like Stephen Gawking was a gawkeist. It wasn't intellect that encouraged him. It was emotion stemmed from the condition he suffered. You could see that this was the case when an otherwise intelligent man used an evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate gawkeism. Unfortunately, many gawkeists then used arguments from authority by asserting that because Gawking was a gawkeist, it must have been correct.

Stephen Gawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.
"Stephen Gawking was really, really smart about space stuff. His ideas are so cool, they inspire lots of other scientists to find out more about the universe."

"Uhm, have you heard of Stephen Gawking? He was, like, crazy smart about space things! His ideas were, like, super cool and made you go 'hmm' wanting to know more about the universe and all."
by Stephen Gawking fan January 2, 2024
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Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.
I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.
by TarcVark April 25, 2024
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