Gaweenie (noun)
/ɡə-ˈwē-nē/
Definition:
That one friend who shows up late, forgets their wallet, and somehow still ends up in charge of the aux cord.
A professional-level overthinker who turns ordering a sandwich into a full-blown existential crisis.
A rare mythical creature known to text "on my way" while still in the shower.
A Gay Weenie
/ɡə-ˈwē-nē/
Definition:
That one friend who shows up late, forgets their wallet, and somehow still ends up in charge of the aux cord.
A professional-level overthinker who turns ordering a sandwich into a full-blown existential crisis.
A rare mythical creature known to text "on my way" while still in the shower.
A Gay Weenie
by Dreygos August 30, 2025
Get the Gaweeniemug.