A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".
The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.
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When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.
Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
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DAMN YOU WIL GIBB!!
*Guy gets cock-blocked*
Fuckin Wil Gibb!
*The toilet paper roll is empty*
Wil Fuckin' Gib!
*You fall out of your bed onto the floor*
I Wil Gibbed onto the floor hard.
*Someone is about to get in a fight with you*
You better check yourself before you Wil Gibb yourself!
*The ice cube tray is empty*
What the Wil Gibb?
*Wil Gibb ends up being your doctor*
What the Wil Gibb Wil Gibb?
*Anything bad happens*
Son of a Wil Gibb!!!
DAMN YOU WIL GIBB!!
*Guy gets cock-blocked*
Fuckin Wil Gibb!
*The toilet paper roll is empty*
Wil Fuckin' Gib!
*You fall out of your bed onto the floor*
I Wil Gibbed onto the floor hard.
*Someone is about to get in a fight with you*
You better check yourself before you Wil Gibb yourself!
*The ice cube tray is empty*
What the Wil Gibb?
*Wil Gibb ends up being your doctor*
What the Wil Gibb Wil Gibb?
*Anything bad happens*
Son of a Wil Gibb!!!
by lagnew16 September 25, 2011
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This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.
In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.
In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?
Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
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A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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Although the skit is primarily focused on Politics, Barry will always lash out at the guests and give them idiotic threats. the lashing out is refrencing a press interview which a reporter asked who he was, causing him to yell "I'm Barry effin' Gibb!" which is Barry's catchphrase.
Robin is normally silent throughout the skit, but sings along in the theme( which is a parody of 'Nights on Broadway') and when Barry asks him to introduce a guest. Barry will always beg his brother to talk, Robin responding with a quiet "I don't want to."
Although the skit is primarily focused on Politics, Barry will always lash out at the guests and give them idiotic threats. the lashing out is refrencing a press interview which a reporter asked who he was, causing him to yell "I'm Barry effin' Gibb!" which is Barry's catchphrase.
Robin is normally silent throughout the skit, but sings along in the theme( which is a parody of 'Nights on Broadway') and when Barry asks him to introduce a guest. Barry will always beg his brother to talk, Robin responding with a quiet "I don't want to."
One of Barry's threats: "I grew up in the streets of Melbourne, Australia! I Have a knife in my shoe and will gut you like a softshell crab and wear your carcass like a raincoat!"
You can normally find recorded scenes of the 'Barry Gibb Talk Show' on Youtube.
You can normally find recorded scenes of the 'Barry Gibb Talk Show' on Youtube.
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