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Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.
Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.
by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021
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Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.
Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.
by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010
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fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room
after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates
by fapper b November 2, 2010
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Fapping

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen
by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009
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Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.
GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!
by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011
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flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013
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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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