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Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016
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cincinnati fondue pot

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.
Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.
by TheGreatestWhite February 6, 2019
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Redneck Fondue

n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.

Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts

Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
by swivet February 6, 2010
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Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.
Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008
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frat fondue

a mixture of alcoholic beverages that frat boys and other partyers will either ladle into a plastic cup to chug or dip something into as a practical joke and make either a pledge or a completely wasted person consume
Hey this party's frat fondue isn't bad for a mix of shitty drinks.

I'm gonna get that new kid so bad with Steve's frat fondue!
by samg3 September 7, 2010
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Flirticia Fondue

AMAZINGLY fabulous female impersonator in Western Washington ... classy, talented, gorgeous, hawt, sexy, everyone wants to be like her
"Did you see the drag show last night?"
"Yeah Flirticia Fondue kicked all their tired butts with her sparkling routines!!"

"Did you see Flirticia's outfit?"
"I would kill to get a dress like that!!"
by KMacAttack November 9, 2012
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queef fondue

A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.
Bonsoir mes enfants ! Gather round for some queef fondue !! Dad's diving in first !
by Cats dima bilan February 28, 2014
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