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Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.
The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.
by Seuse November 29, 2003
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flasted

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"
by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010
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flashtabulous

1. The art of being very photogenic.

2. An expression a photographer (usually a paparazzi) might use when he or she takes a great photograph of someone (usually a celebrity).
1. "That model is flashtabulous!"

2. "Britney Spears with her pants down?!? That's flashtabulous!"
by Goobershanker October 4, 2007
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flashtaging

Someone who over hashtags their tweets on Twitter to gain more exposure.
most #underrated #britpop band, without question: #supergrass #fuckyou #thingsweneedtochange

"I have to unfollow Steve on Twitter. I am sick of his flashtaging. I can't even get through a message with only 120 characters."
by Hashtag Failer September 2, 2011
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flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty
" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard
by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012
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Flashtagram

A flash mob that occurs on Instagram, when a group of Instagramers post predetermined images at a set time to amuse and confuse followers, or show support for a particular cause or event.
To make Celeste's birthday that much more special, her friends planned a flashtagram between 12am and 1am on the day of her 21st birthday and posted their fav pics of Celeste with the hashtag #Happy21Celeste
by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014
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Flapstrap

From the Latin 'Lacina videlicet lorum' this word refers to the thin line of pubic hair on the inner vaginal flaps that is always missed while shaving. Specifically it can be located between the labia majora and the labia minora. It has been said to strongly remind one of the classic male 'chin strap' beard.
"So I was going down on my girl last night and damn. I just could not unsee that flapstrap."

"Girl looked like she had an upside down Jason Derulo down there!"
by Merchants of Fine Muff May 11, 2015
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