Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".

The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009

disaster porn

Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.

"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"

by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007

Sneak dissin'

When someone does something behind your back

Matt: Yo, you hear what Joe's been saying about you behind your back?
Rich: He be sneak dissin' man. That aint cool.

by the mammal March 30, 2015

Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disaster Wank

A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.

1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.

by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010

Dissimulation

An album made by an artist that who, for the first time in history, doesn't want it to be number one.

"I can't win...I can't win. I tell you guys to stop buying my album (Dissimulation), and you buy it more. I tell you guys to stop streaming my album (Dissimulation), and you stream it more. So what the f*ck can I do, huh? What do I f*cking do right now, huh? For the first time in my life, yo, man looks plain (or pain i dunno), man looks shit bro. 3 years, my nibba, 3 f*cking..... and you guys just tryna....

by Deez_nuts_for_2020 May 27, 2020

Disassociation

Your brain's way of blocking out a traumatic situation that you do not want to remember. This is a common phenomenon within those who have been raped or experienced other forms of sexual assault.

Disassociation is basically your brain protecting you from yourself

by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022