Eargasm's pistol of justice! "Works only once after a quick rub"
To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.
To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.
by eargasm August 9, 2009
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by Rosé96 June 29, 2019
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His pussy doesnt even look like one anymore with that dicklit on top. He even finds it weird himself
She showed me her clit and said that she doesnt know why is it starting to look so strange, that was definitely a dicklit
She showed me her clit and said that she doesnt know why is it starting to look so strange, that was definitely a dicklit
by YSQ December 1, 2020
Get the dicklit mug.Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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by Pav Lago March 22, 2017
Get the America's Dickpick mug.1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
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