dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

dickhat

A condom.

Sorry baby, I lost my dickhat, gonna need to go buy more!

Holy shit! I'm pregnant!
I HAVE to stop buying these cheap dickhats.

by clyrofoxx October 22, 2011

Dickhair

Nickname for someone named Richard Harrison.

You know rich?
You mean dickhair?

by Kappo April 14, 2017

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

Adam DICKHARD

When Adam gets over hard over something, could be over men or women (I think)

Oh look, it’s Adam dickhard

by Bob-the-great-234567 February 12, 2020

dickhair

irritating and annoying

Kagwe is a dickhair. He calls people fat.

by Jose Santiago01 December 29, 2007

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010