Dickism

Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude

Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls

by Yvale February 21, 2015

dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others

Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.

by missoldskool May 25, 2016

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020

dickshwab

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.

Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”

by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

dickism

1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.

Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010