cooking me

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

by IssaSack March 23, 2017

Cookie Licker

A girl or boy who "claims" one of the oposite sex as theirs by flirting with whoever could be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend.

Comes from young children who lick all the cookies so no one else can take them

"So Jennie, tell me about this Conner guy again".
"No! He's totally mine, I so claimed him!" giggled Kate.
"Jeez Kate, you're such a cookie licker".

by Tyra Oakley June 4, 2010

cookie

Food of the gods

And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.

by super official source August 12, 2014

Fudge Stripe Cookie

Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.

Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?

by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022

Cockiversary

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012