Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.

"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*

by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

Jennifer Connelly

Beautiful woman dark hair light eyes gorgeous at any age.Wonderful actress, people who forty year olds and nerds with no life jerk off becuase no one knows who she is due to the fact that she's not that well known which is absolutely ridiculous but I'm not her maybe you know she wants it that way.Either way honestly she deserves better none of that slit nostrils crap they put up there ok what the hell is that what is she voldemort? Ok excuse me but what is that?

She is in my opinion, one of the best actresses alive. In which make her so great.

Jennifer Connelly is best known for starring in a beautiful mind and blood diamond.

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 5, 2008

Cornell Spelling Bee

This is a term coined by Demarcus Cousins refering to the David versus Goliath match up of Kentucky and Cornell, or as it was coined by The Boston Globe as the Smart kids versus Dumb Kids.

The reporter asked Demarcus Cousins "Have you heard of that they are calling this game the Smart Kids vs. The Dumb kids?" He replied with "This ain't a Cornell Spelling Bee, this is basketball."

by This Ain't No Spelling Bee March 25, 2010

chris cornell

The best vocalist of all time.

of Soundgarden and Audioslave

I saw Chris Cornell with Audioslave last night, man he was fuckin awesome!

by Alex Kats May 24, 2005